1. my boner is hard. raising a child is hard.
2. boner means mistake. your child was a mistake.
3. my boner often shows up when i don’t want it to. your child often shows up when you don’t want it to.
4. no one wants to see or hear my boner. no one wants to see or hear your child.
5. your child wants attention all day, every day. my boner wants attention all day, every day.
6. you find it annoying when my boner pokes you at night. you find it annoying when your child pokes you at night.
7. my boner is often sticky. your child is always sticky.
8. you can never play with your children enough. i can never play with my boner enough
9. your child has often been described as thick-headed. my boner…never mind i guess there are just eight.