gary wasn’t a real gansta. nope. he sure as hell was not. in fact, he wasn’t even real. gary was a god damned imaginary friend. more like imaginary fiend. amiright?! more like ImagiGary! that dude would straight up ruin a piece of toast if he had the chance. not even kidding you. he’d set that toaster on the darkest setting and then when it’d pop up, know what he’d do? he’d push it right back down again. ImagiGary may not be a real gangsta, but he is a real fuckin asshole. fuck you ImagiGary.