jupiter ascending

so………………… just saw jupiter ascending the other day and noticed something all throughout that i wanna throw out there.

its every damn disney movie wrapped up into one.

im not gonna give an in depth description of the film for those who haven’t seen it, you can look it up yourself. this is just for those who have seen it.

The Little Mermaid: jupiter is sick of her boring life and wants out. she goes up into space. ariel leaves the ocean to go up to land.

Cinderella: jupiter is cleaning toilets and shit then becomes royalty.

Beauty and the Beast: jupiter and caine.

Pocahontas: a simpleton is introduced to a new technologically advanced society.

Snow White: i mean, she has bees swarming around her like the birds that snow white did. plus theres a scene where she is sleeping and her prince hero man comes and saves her.

Sleeping Beauty: see above. are sleeping beauty and snow white the same thing?

hmm..what else…

Robin Hood: kind of sort of…i mean she is taking from the rich to give to the poor in the sense that she takes earth from those rich godlike aholes and “gives it” to earth so that way they dont die.

Peter Pan: yeah probably. flying and shit.

the list probably goes on and on..

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