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Would You Cum on That? volume 2

In this installment Chris will be asking Will if he would cum on any of the 5 items listed below. Keep in mind, you never really know someone until you know what he would cum on.

An X-Box one?
oh yes absolutely. preferably id cum on the xbox one that my roommate is inevitably going to buy.

Tim Tebow’s Heisman trophy?

yes. cuz fuck that guy.

The new Garth Brooks box set?
I would say no. but if it happens to be playing then id have no choice but to ejac because garth is amazing.

The steering wheel of your brother’s car?

no. because it would only help to improve the vehicles worth.

The steering wheel of your mom’s car?

no. I learned my lesson last time./p>

episode 6

Chris and Will are back at it. Family Guy (yet again), Football, PS4 vs XBOX, Black Friday, and much more!

This is an hour long episode, so instead of watching another Real Housewives of Orange County, give us a listen.

episode 5

For anyone who may have listened to the first 5 episodes, you may have realized that they were all part of one giant podcast. We broke it up into 5 smaller ones so it wouldn’t seem so daunting to sit and listen to over 3 hours of one podcast. But, here is the epic conclusion to the podcast first episode saga. We finally wrap up all the loose ends that have been keeping you on the edge of your seat this whole time. Or not. In any case, the first episode is finally over.

On to the next!

episode 3

In this episode we welcome special guest Amanda Koch to The Only People Who Matter and we talk about a wide variety of subjects ranging from Firefly and Harry Potter to bribing tow truck drivers.

episode 2

Here it is. The long awaited second episode of our podcast. Sorry it took so long to get it uploaded, but more to come soon! Enjoy!

See you next year, Golf.

This is the end of my golf season. The schizophrenic weather here in Iowa has finally gotten consistently bad enough for me to make no effort to go golfing again this year. I did, however, see a couple people golfing two days ago, then it snowed yesterday and is 25 degrees out today. I have conceded and will have to wait until next year to golf again.

This summer I started golfing quite a bit more than I have in about seven years. I realize it is an expensive sport, and one of the most difficult sports to be any sort of good at. That being said, it is also a sport that people can continue to play throughout their entire life. That thought has really drawn me back to the sport. So I decided to recap my personal highlights this season.

I estimate that I played between 15 and 20 rounds of golf this summer, which is a lot compared to the 2 rounds I played last summer. I didn’t keep my score every round, but this is how I did by my best guess. 

  • 3 houses hit
  • 1 Street in Regulation (that’s when you hit it onto a street on your tee shot)
  • 2 under Street in Regulation (that’s when you hit it across the street on your tee shot)
  • 4 people almost hit with ball (they were in a group together, but I almost hit them all the same)
  • 1 me almost getting hit with ball (by this sites co-host, Will)
  • 1 hawk eating a squirrel (and it didn’t give a fuck and we drove up in the cart to take pictures)
  • 2 rounds under 100

It was an eventful year for me and my golf game. If you golf I hope you enjoyed this, and at the very least you can feel better about your game now that you know how bad some of us are.

 

episode 1

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Episode 1 of our podcast. Chris and William cover topics from old tv shows to old people and do a lot of IMDBing along the way.