would you cum on that vol 3

will asking. chris answering.

Lombardi trophy:

No, too much respect for it.

Monica Lewinskys stained dress:

Yes, might as well add to it’s jizz collection.

Carrot Top:

Yes, too little respect for him.

The theory of relativity:

Yes, assuming that I’d be cumming on some sort of textbook that explained the theory of relativity inside it.

A nudibranch:

Yes, because fuck those things.